The joke that Bender tells but never finishes (while crawling through the ceiling) actually has no punchline. According to Judd Nelson, he ad-libbed the line. Originally, he was supposed to tell a joke that would end when he came back into the library and said, “Forgot my pencil”, but no one could come up with a joke for that punchline.
Favorite (and slightly underrated) Sherlock scenes [15/x]
and you dear john are quite an easy one
The Hobbit DoS premiere… Or that time when a bunch of manly men took selfies and photobombed eachothers.
okay this picture has me laughing omg
so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg