|Me most of the year:||Want that. Want that. Want that.|
|Me near my birthday & Christmas:||I CANNOT THINK OF A SINGLE THING I WANT.|
i remember way too many small details about people so i have to act dumb sometimes so i don’t freak them out
*friends eyes are watering for no reason*
"Are you wearing that mascara you’re allergic to but wear any way cause you think it’s cute"
"…..when did I tell you that"
"…….like…..two years ago"
Things I used to laugh at:
- actual jokes
Things I laugh at now:
- "en garde, fuckboy"
important things to remember
- if someone doesn’t reply to your message they are probably busy, not ignoring you
- just because someone doesn’t message you first, it doesn’t mean they don’t care about you
- if someone seems upset or distant they probably aren’t upset at you in particular
- lots of people love you and you’re not annoying